The Legendary Paradigm

The All Mighty God Of Phat Beatsies
Paradigm’s  unfortunate  life begins at DUPA genetics, a company who sells prodigy children to the rich and powerful who don’t want to leave their inheritance to their poor excuse for biological children. Something went wrong during Paradigm’s growing process and he was left horribly mutated. To save their reputation, DUPA dumped the hideous infant in a nearby post-Neo-Soviet abandoned town, forcing him to fend for himself. Paradigm didn’t let this get him down and found solace in music. He dreams of becoming the best electronic music artist the world has ever seen! Unfortunately, his past is set to catch up with him and he must reluctantly step up as the world’s savior. When really he just wants to finish his latest EP. On his journey, Paradigm meets an array of strange characters. Some include a psychopathic superhero, an evil sloth, a secretary knight, and a glam metal cult leader pug.

Jacob Janerka
Jacob Janerka Is The Creator Of "Paradigm: A Point And Click Adventure Game" And Is Basically A Pretty Awesome And Friendly Dude! へ[ ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o ]/¯ And It's A Mistake In Our Human Evolution That He Doesn't Have A Wikipedia Page For His ' Noice-ness. 'Heres a qoute from his website: " ☀JACOB NONE OF THIS HELPS ME THERE IS STILL A PROBLEM, YOU'RE THE WORST!☀ All good I got you. Email me at paradigmgamehelp@gmail.com. However remember, I'm just one guy. I wish I was multiple guys. It would be kind of weird though. But anyway, I'm just one guy so I do sleep and may not get back to you straight away. I will get back you as soon as I can !" As you can see he is quite chill.